The Darkest Image: Oh, Slouchy Girls. Your "slouchy-ness" is the envy of us all.

I have tried many a times to pull of this "slouchy" look.....

you know what i mean...

"Hi Everyone, i just woke up, and wandered onto this shoot, but I am currently off duty-- soo skinny the damn clothes i own barely fit... all these bangles were gifts from suitors and young designers whose work i have posed for. Off to the cafe for a coffee and a cigarette. ta ta.... "

Asos.com $137.92

http://us.asos.com/One-Teaspoon-One-Teaspoon-Tiered-Dress/vo602/?iid=1431445&cid=8799&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=Cream&mporgp=L09uZS1UZWFzcG9vbi9PbmUtVGVhc3Bvb24tVGllcmVkLURyZXNzL1Byb2Qv

I am literally just the wrong body type for this. You need, ZERO in the boob department so that the fabric can cling from your shoulder down away from the bod with out even a glance over your curves. or in this case we have a sweeping line from shoulder to sweep.

That is what makes slouchy so cool. Models and skinny chicks can do this all day long with none of the effort of brushing their hair.

For the rest of us with the boobs, let these images serve as a cautionary tale:

( boob interference)

Even the skinniest prettiest girls on earth look like they are wearing maternity when they wear these tents!! But whats a curvy girl to do these days?? Curvy girls want to look skinny/ slouchy /modelly TOO!!!

I try not to forget this horrid image as I browse the Internet for MY perfect "sexy-but -i-don't-care" number....

And then I found these, that I think would be much better options for a girl like me.

The slouchy portion gets HUGGED into the waist or hip, creates a much more slimming silhouette.

SEEE? curvy girls CAN have it all!!