Friday, February 4, 2011

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Oh, Slouchy Girls. Your "slouchy-ness" is the envy of us all.

I have tried many a times to pull of this "slouchy" look.....

you know what i mean...

 "Hi Everyone, i just woke up, and wandered onto this shoot, but I am currently off duty-- soo skinny the damn clothes i own barely fit... all these bangles were gifts from suitors and young designers whose work i have posed for. Off to the cafe for a coffee and a cigarette. ta ta.... "
Asos.com $137.92

I am literally just the wrong body type for this. You need, ZERO in the boob department so that the fabric can cling from your shoulder down away from the bod with out even a glance over your curves.  or in this case we have a sweeping line from shoulder to sweep.

That is what makes slouchy so cool.   Models and skinny chicks can do this all day long with none of the effort of brushing their hair.


For the rest of us with the boobs, let these images serve as a cautionary tale:


( boob interference)

 Even the skinniest prettiest girls on earth look like they are wearing  maternity when they wear these tents!! But whats a curvy girl to do these days??   Curvy girls want to look skinny/ slouchy /modelly TOO!!!

 I try not to forget this horrid image as I browse the Internet for MY perfect "sexy-but -i-don't-care" number.... 

And then I found these, that I think would be much better options for a girl like me.
The slouchy portion gets HUGGED into the waist or hip, creates a much more slimming silhouette. 

SEEE? curvy girls CAN have it all!! 

$112.06


( i don't LOVE the bandeau neckline.... but it has such a nice line, really funky/ wearable)

$60.34 NOW $48.27

 
$43.10




$68.96  NOW $55.17


Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Sheer Sided Leggings

Its days like this, when the weather just SUCKS and the town is wet and dreary that I feel like I need a new outfit, whether I do or don't. I think shopping just makes me feel better.


I am really in love with these leggings from 1to3 @ Seven NYC for a whopping $85.00

I love these because every miserable winter day has been harsher than the next. Each day is like another "bad outfit" day where I just want to be warm-- fashion be damned!  But with these leggings, we shock the eye with a graphic taste of the unexpected and suspend belief in the structural possibilities of leggings. Oh sweet variation on an old steady that I just cant seem to wake up without.  Something new that I can wear to shreds!  Let the legwarmers replace the ski socks and lets feel the warm embrace of a trendy outfit that is also (potentially, sort of but not really) practical!

Yes. $85. for a pair. I mean, it is SO unfair.
I am just a NYC girl who wants to look fuckin RAD.  
Why must I sell my first born to have a decent pair of sheer sided leggings?
Isn't that what we all want in life?

 I mean, a NORMAL person would go to American Apparel and buy the 1/2 priced knock off for $40...
 RNT64 Nylon Tricot  Micro-Mesh Two-Sided Legging


.... but I really don't want to.

#1 -- BIG NOTE : These are not the same leggings.

 We can all clearly see that. 

If you wore these you risk a flash of the chocha and you are wearing a skirt or a dress and not a tunic (I would hope, anyway).  Already risky and limiting.

#2  I  made this  New Year's resolution to try to support independent boutiques whenever possible and to stop shopping at chain retailers all the time. 

 (**skip this part if you don't like preaching**)...

 Stores like H&M and American Apparel are like a BK drive through of fashion. When we shop those stores exclusively, all the time, we are living like sad cattle in a Concentrated Animal Feeding Operation.  Its extremely convenient, consistent and well-priced.... BUT at what cost to our wardrobes and the collective fashion ecosystem?
Much like fast food, our nation is overconsuming a dangerously processed version of  trends.  We have lost originality, and our clothes all look basically the same, the stores' stock is repetitive, etc etc etc... I wont continue. We can do better that's all I am saying.

 whole foods, whole fashion. 

That is my resolution.

(**OK stop scrolling**)

So I debate the "grass fed" model, after seeing this girl who attended Berlin Fashion Week last week... (I hate her shorts, but the tights are cool.... )


  back at Seven NYC I find them... a little different.. a little cheaper...

Pretty Polly  PP "Garter Belt" Stocking $28.50




can i GET AWAY with these? 
( i have Big Mac withdrawal already-- someone just tell me what to do!)

 I think  I could be asking for a world of slut in the wrong ensemble.....
It takes a printed tunic of the PERFECT length to pull this off and play it down  without looking like the walk of shame.  It needs to be casual but right on the nose.
 should wait for the spring thaw perhaps and see how this trend plays out? ..... or should i just buy them now  so come spring i might have finally found that perfect outfit?

The Wedding ......The Enchanted Forest











Tuesday, February 1, 2011

THE WEDDING COLORS

enchanted forest fairy ....


It was really truely incredible to see this page explode in real life.

Paris Haute Couture Spring 2011: Jean Paul Gaultier

powerful look....


coney island high, but tea length... theres nothing i dont love about it.




love the cigarette holder...



Zac Posen had a dream...



there is remarkable precious sweetness amidst the plastic. the future of Pride and Prejudice. I just LOVE this one.




I took this one because i like all the different ways you can combine gold textures, lets ignore the model for a moment who doesn't hold the attitude of the other girls. There is something about this concept that needs expansion..



I love how Gaultier "presented his collection with no catwalk music, accompanying the looks with only the deep, sultry voice of legendary actress Catherine Deneuve" .. just 6 months ago,we used Catherine Deneuve as stylistic inspiration for my mom's hair and makeup. :)